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I can be so good for you.

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Love you like you want me to.

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I can be so good for you.

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Love you like you want me to.

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How much is it?

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4 .35, Governor.

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4 .35, eh?

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Right down to the last quarter of a
mile.

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There we are.

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Now, now, now, my son, you keep that.

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You deserve it.

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A nice tour we had all round London.

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What's that?

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Arthur.

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Arthur. What's that?

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It's Billy, Arthur.

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Billy!

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What are you doing here?

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Lurking? Spot a lurking?

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You all right, Bill? Oh, dear, oh, dear.

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What have you done?

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I need help, Arthur.

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Come inside, we'll have a nice drink.

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No, I want a lift, Arthur.

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Can you drive me somewhere?

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In my state, I'm boozed.

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I've been to a function.

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Some of the chaps from the lodge.

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Come inside and tell me all about it. I
need a lift now, Arthur.

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I've done my leg in this. Are we
friends, Billy? Are we mates?

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You will get a lift, my son.

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You will get a ride to the ends of the
earth.

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Lean on me.

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Kevin, you've been into yoga and
everything.

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Yes. Hi.

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Have you got notches?

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What? Is someone out there?

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Terry! Open up.

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Open up, Terry.

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Shh, Bill.

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I'm asleep.

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Very important.

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Terry.

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Open up.

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Oh, what have you come as? I'm sorry,
Arthur. Listen, mate. He's got his cum

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fuel gear on.

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I've got something else on him now, all
right? Yeah, look, you know Billy

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Gilpin, don't you? Well, Billy needs a
favour.

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Yeah, well, let's come in. Come on,
Bill, come in.

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Well, go over there.

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Over here, Bill.

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Keep your nose down.

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You want a drink, Billy?

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No, thanks, Arthur.

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No, look, look, look. I promised Billy.
I said if there's one fella...

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We will not let you down.

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I've got a bird in there. I will explain
it to her. You won't. It's taken me

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three hours to get her there. You think
I can't charm her into staying another

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three hours? Look, Terry, I'm sorry, but
I really need this favour.

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Terry, a friend, Terry. Good night.

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Your charm must have penetrated through
the bleeding wall.

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Not too fast, eh? We don't want to get a
pull.

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You're right there, Squire.

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I ain't been road taxed for months.

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Don't you want some music?

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No, quite honestly.

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I like that one, uh, Friends.

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Because you've got to have friends.

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Old, uh, Clingman and Linard.

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What? They said it.

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I mean, uh, the bird sings it, but it's,
uh, Old Clingman and Linard wrote it

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down.

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I won't forget this.

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The way I see it, a friend is a guy, you
look him up in the middle of the night,

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and he'll help you. No questions,
nothing.

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See?

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You haven't asked, have you?

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Asked what?

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How come pretty Billy's got a bruise on
his face and a bad leg?

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How come he wants a lift in the middle
of the night?

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I don't want to know.

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Well, that's good.

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I've given Arthur an address.

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You'll see you're well looked after.

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I thought it was all down to friendship.

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People I've been with, you see, they
don't understand that sort of thing.

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Slags.

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And the filth.

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No way are they going to believe my
story.

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And I don't want to hear it, Billy.

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Me, I'm a champagne man.

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I just love that old bubby.

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Up, up and away.

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But then I get these downers sick.

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Really down.

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So they put me on these tablets.

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I suppose they think I might top myself.

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Nearly always cracking jokes, me.

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You ask Arthur.

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Tell you what.

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We meet up again and we'll split a
bottle of shabbats, right?

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Yeah, right.

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How are you going to book in here
without any bags or anything?

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Guy's a friend.

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No friends, Terry.

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You ain't even got a life.

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Terence McCann.

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I'd never have guessed without seeing
that.

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Yeah, you must have seen quite a few in
your time.

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No. The Marks and Spencer executive line
suit that does it.

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You've got no right breaking in here.

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Breaking in?

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We were kindly allowed access by your
associate.

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I was having a kid.

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Shall we take a ride down the road?

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What if I say no?

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That would be silly, really.

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Because all we want to do is have a talk
with you.

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Thanks, Arthur.

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Wherever I go, Terry, I see dirt.

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Wherever I listen, I hear lies.

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I've always had a kind of faith in you.
No trouble for five years now.

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I thought you were a walking testimony
to the reformative powers of the British

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penal system.

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You're running a minicab service for
nasty villains like Billy Gilbert.

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I gave him a lift. That's no crime, is
it?

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Well, it depends.

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I mean, say two scoundrels walk out of a
shop with a string of pearls that

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doesn't belong to them and somebody
gives them a lift.

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That's a crime, isn't it?

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Eh?

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Yes.

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And what about attempted murder?

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Is that a crime in your book?

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Or aiding and abetting the escape of a
man wanted for attempted murder?

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I don't know what he did.

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I just told you.

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Yeah, well, he never mentioned it to me.

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What did he talk about, then?

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Friends.

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Like who?

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Well, uh, Clingman and Linhart or
something.

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Who are they?

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They wrote a song, apparently.

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Are you trying to be funny?

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No, that's what we talked about.

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And Lord Ingrave.

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Was that a boozer?

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He may be, for all I know.

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It's also the name of the man that Billy
tried to murder.

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Well, if he did, he never mentioned it
to me.

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Listen, Terry.

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I'm not asking you to be super gross.

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I am advising a slightly more
cooperative attitude.

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I mean, attempted murder on my patch,
and I get somebody, either the guy who

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it or the guy who helped him to get
away.

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Am I coming through loud and clear?

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I've got the top one, haven't I?

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Looks like it. It's OK by me. I've got
plenty of practice.

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I've just done a five in Durham.

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Only had two weeks.

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Bastards down here, they don't give you
a chance.

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Attempted robbery, they said.

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Black and blue all over, they gave me a
right kicking on the way in.

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Still stuff them.

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I say, stuff them.

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What are you in for yourself?

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Not a lot.

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I've been everywhere myself.

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Maidenhead, hole.

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I've even been up in Peterhead.

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I done pottery and carpet weaving up
there.

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And they nicked you for it?

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No, inside.

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Occupational therapy.

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Bloody cold up there, you know.

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You don't say much, do you?

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Don't get a lot of chance with you.

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Don't mind me. I'm an outgoing sort of
fella.

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I like getting on with people and that.

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What's that, sir?

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Oh, straight, I am.

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But, like, you, you seem worried.

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You know, depressed.

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First time in, is it?

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Don't worry.

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Get it off me chest.

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Yeah, why not? Best way.

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What do they call you?

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They call me Colin.

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Big call, usually.

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Yeah, I know you.

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You do?

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You've heard of me?

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Probably end up my best pal, won't you?

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Then in a fit of depression and remorse,
I'll tell you my life story, what I've

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done, how I did it.

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And the next time I see you, I'll be in
the witness box swearing my life away.

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Hey, you've got it all wrong.

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I just want to be your friend.

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Great. But I've had enough of friends
for today.

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Okay.

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Terry!

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Don't go on every knock to me, Hawker.
We may want you in again.

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You got me to thank for getting you out
of there.

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00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,140
I got you to thank for getting me in
there.

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Nice, isn't it? Look, me walking around
dressed like this at this time of day.

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Don't worry.

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All your friends will think you've been
to a tailor's for a fitting. Fit up more

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likely.

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00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:21,360
When I think at a dinner's I've been to
with some of those people.

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D .I. who should be nameless. I got him
a deep freeze giveaway price.

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Steel.

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Well, it was, wasn't it?

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Beside the point.

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They're not only getting younger,
they're getting stroppier.

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Taxi!

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Yeah, they're just as bad.

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Not wearing a yashmeck they don't want
to know.

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So what about Finlay?

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Well, you can never tell with him. He
might be doing a bit of cross -channel

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swimming.

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In the motor, he was talking about
chopping himself.

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I'll help you make a phone call about
our dough before he does it. You're

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charming, aren't you? I thought he was a
mate of yours. So, I'll cry a little.

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00:13:55,430 --> 00:13:56,590
But I still want the dough.

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Quick sauna, change of attire, and we'll
nip over to Lady Ingraves.

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00:14:00,830 --> 00:14:01,830
Who?

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Lady Anna Clare Ingraves. Who is?

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00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:06,210
Who is?

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The wife of the geezer Billy tried to
murder, right? That is their personal

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private business.

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00:14:11,210 --> 00:14:13,550
But our wages, that's something else,
isn't it?

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Taxi!

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I'll see you later. Yeah.

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Wouldn't be Terence McCann, would it?

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Don't do it, Rana. We're not older.

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Hard to tell these days.

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No aggravation? Someone to talk to you?

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Same pattern. That's what they said.
Kept me in for bleeding hours.

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00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,940
Bobby Altman gets to the point much
quicker.

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Who?

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A good friend of Billy Gilpin.

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I knew that word would come into it
somewhere.

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Eh?

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Friends. I mean Billy.

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Very into friends.

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How much has he done?

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On his fourth mile.

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Do a bit of jogging, do you, Terry?

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Now and again.

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Squash, tennis, badminton?

254
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,720
No. Work out in the gym?

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A bit.

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I remember you fighting.

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Badly handled.

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I made you a mug.

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Come a long way.

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Now you're an even bigger mug.

261
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,400
Somebody get a jug of fresh orange
juice.

262
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:13,740
You work for Arthur Daly?

263
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,099
Eh? You work for Arthur Daly, don't you?

264
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:19,960
Sort of.

265
00:17:20,099 --> 00:17:21,099
You know what he is?

266
00:17:23,020 --> 00:17:24,020
He's too bob.

267
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:26,780
He's a financial midget.

268
00:17:30,060 --> 00:17:31,680
Try this beanball, Terry.

269
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,280
No, I'm alright.

270
00:17:33,580 --> 00:17:34,700
He said try it.

271
00:18:34,190 --> 00:18:35,410
See, I run four miles.

272
00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:38,350
I take a shower. I sit down.

273
00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:40,590
My pulse is normal.

274
00:18:40,990 --> 00:18:42,690
That's because I've got a very slow
heartbeat.

275
00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:44,310
56 to the minute.

276
00:18:44,770 --> 00:18:47,230
Athletes half my age would like a pulse
great like that.

277
00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:50,610
That's what makes me such a calm and
rational man.

278
00:18:51,650 --> 00:18:52,650
Know when it quickens?

279
00:18:53,110 --> 00:18:54,590
Talk about money and it quickens.

280
00:18:54,970 --> 00:18:58,350
Talk about money that's been stolen from
me and it races.

281
00:18:59,690 --> 00:19:02,910
Billy Gilpin stole money from me and you
helped him get away.

282
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:04,719
Billy's dead.

283
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:05,720
You believe that?

284
00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:07,100
I don't know.

285
00:19:07,340 --> 00:19:09,120
They reckon he just walked into the
water.

286
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:12,080
Bullshit! With 70 grand, he could walk
on the water.

287
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,160
Look, all I did was give him a lift.

288
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:16,420
What does that make you?

289
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:20,220
It makes me the geezer who gave him a
lift, and that's all. Makes you an

290
00:19:20,220 --> 00:19:21,220
accomplice.

291
00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:24,500
It makes you the man to help steal money
from me.

292
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:26,600
Now, look.

293
00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:27,760
Don't tell me, look!

294
00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:29,260
I'll tell you, look!

295
00:19:30,580 --> 00:19:31,580
I say I'm excited.

296
00:19:32,879 --> 00:19:33,879
I'm angry.

297
00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:35,420
And what happens?

298
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,380
My heart starts racing.

299
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,220
The eye toller.

300
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:41,880
You heard of him?

301
00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:44,200
Yeah. Well, I'm a fan.

302
00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:46,380
You steal, you get your hand cut off.

303
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:49,640
You steal from me, and never mind about
the referendum.

304
00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:53,560
Never mind about free votes in the House
of Commons. You steal from me, and that

305
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:54,720
is the return of capital punishment.

306
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,720
Yeah, well, I plead diminished
responsibility.

307
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,740
What's that supposed to mean? I didn't
know what it was all about.

308
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,600
Oh, you didn't wonder what was in his
little Gucci case.

309
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,240
He didn't have a case.

310
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:09,720
So his pocket was bulging.

311
00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:13,360
No. His eye was bulging and he had a
dodgy leg.

312
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,460
And you're seeing John's ambulance.

313
00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:19,020
Anybody a little out of sorts and you
give him a helping hand.

314
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,700
Big pal of yours, is he?

315
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,580
I've never even met him before.

316
00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:25,500
Can you believe that, chap?

317
00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:27,140
This guy's terrific.

318
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:29,320
The last of the English gents.

319
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,480
I was just doing a favour.

320
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:33,030
Oh, that's nice.

321
00:20:33,270 --> 00:20:34,350
You do a favour.

322
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:36,390
That's a nice thing to do.

323
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:37,950
I may even believe you.

324
00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:39,470
Now, you're in my house.

325
00:20:39,690 --> 00:20:40,690
You've seen the gym.

326
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:44,250
I've got staff.

327
00:20:45,230 --> 00:20:46,230
Stuart.

328
00:20:46,950 --> 00:20:47,970
Come down from Scotland.

329
00:20:48,270 --> 00:20:49,470
Ten bobbinies for him.

330
00:20:50,050 --> 00:20:51,170
Now, he's well -dressed.

331
00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:53,310
Lives well.

332
00:20:54,030 --> 00:20:55,530
He's got a gold DuPont lighter.

333
00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:57,490
And he don't even smoke.

334
00:20:58,830 --> 00:21:00,110
You know what a bearer bond is?

335
00:21:01,770 --> 00:21:02,930
Of course you don't.

336
00:21:03,490 --> 00:21:04,490
They're like money.

337
00:21:05,010 --> 00:21:07,730
You take them into a bank and they pay
you out face value.

338
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,790
That's what we've been doing. France,
Switzerland, Germany.

339
00:21:11,350 --> 00:21:13,590
Don't ask how we got them, but we're
selling them.

340
00:21:13,910 --> 00:21:15,150
You need a bit of front for that.

341
00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:16,690
You need to look right.

342
00:21:17,370 --> 00:21:18,830
That's why Pretty Billy's on the firm.

343
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,190
So, temptation falls in his path.

344
00:21:21,950 --> 00:21:25,850
If you don't have the money on him,
somebody's looking after him.

345
00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:27,930
Logical?

346
00:21:28,270 --> 00:21:29,270
How'd he come to you?

347
00:21:31,030 --> 00:21:33,630
Arthur brought him two and two, Terry.

348
00:21:35,090 --> 00:21:36,810
You need a pocket calculator for that?

349
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:43,050
Don't tell Arthur.

350
00:21:43,430 --> 00:21:44,790
Tell him I want my money back.

351
00:21:46,570 --> 00:21:49,550
Tell him if I don't get it, he's a dead
man.

352
00:21:53,610 --> 00:21:55,390
I could punch holes in you, Terry.

353
00:21:56,810 --> 00:21:57,810
Know why?

354
00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:00,940
Alan and George will be holding you
down.

355
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,320
Tell Arthur.

356
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,279
Bobby Hartman?

357
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,040
Ha ha, don't make me laugh.

358
00:22:08,380 --> 00:22:10,060
I used to know him out at East End.

359
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:11,760
He used to thieve off thieves.

360
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,660
Well, that's not all that easy, is it?

361
00:22:16,660 --> 00:22:17,419
Kill me?

362
00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:18,520
How's he going to kill me?

363
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,560
I should imagine he'd have a variety of
ways.

364
00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:24,060
He'd have ways other people haven't even
thought of.

365
00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:27,580
Yeah. Well, you'd better stick around
then, wouldn't you?

366
00:22:28,650 --> 00:22:29,650
Yeah.

367
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:14,900
The lady engraver?

368
00:23:15,580 --> 00:23:16,580
Yes.

369
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:17,940
I'm Arthur Daly.

370
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:22,760
Don't mind Beluga.

371
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,760
Oh, my favourite caviar, as it happens.

372
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:28,740
Beluga, shush.

373
00:23:29,260 --> 00:23:30,360
You'd better come in.

374
00:23:46,730 --> 00:23:47,730
It's all there.

375
00:23:48,390 --> 00:23:49,710
Yeah, yeah. Well?

376
00:23:56,330 --> 00:23:58,390
Yeah, well, we'll be getting along.

377
00:24:08,770 --> 00:24:09,770
Terry?

378
00:24:10,330 --> 00:24:11,810
It is Terry, isn't it?

379
00:24:12,270 --> 00:24:15,190
Yeah? I'd like to thank you for what you
did for Billy.

380
00:24:16,590 --> 00:24:18,050
I didn't realise you were friends.

381
00:24:18,950 --> 00:24:19,970
Have you spoken to him?

382
00:24:20,270 --> 00:24:22,550
Yeah. He called me from the hotel.

383
00:24:23,570 --> 00:24:24,850
He was very grateful.

384
00:24:25,610 --> 00:24:26,730
It's nice to know, isn't it?

385
00:24:27,470 --> 00:24:30,530
By the way, how's your husband?

386
00:24:31,650 --> 00:24:32,650
Very ill.

387
00:24:33,230 --> 00:24:34,370
He may even die.

388
00:24:39,350 --> 00:24:40,950
That was a bit strong, wasn't it?

389
00:24:41,470 --> 00:24:42,470
Are you kidding?

390
00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:45,790
Her old man dies. Billy might be dead.
Where does that leave me?

391
00:24:46,270 --> 00:24:47,290
Or you, for that matter.

392
00:24:48,170 --> 00:24:49,930
I'm not worried about Bobby Altman.

393
00:24:50,810 --> 00:24:51,930
Should be. Why?

394
00:24:52,630 --> 00:24:54,150
His roller's coming down the road.

395
00:25:19,159 --> 00:25:20,260
Cena. Can't make sense.

396
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:30,100
You better make yourself good.

397
00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:31,900
What about you?

398
00:25:32,580 --> 00:25:35,060
No, I'll stay here and see who else
they've invited to the party.

399
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,860
Yeah. Well, take care of yourself.

400
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,560
You sure they've gone in? Yeah. Yeah.

401
00:27:00,710 --> 00:27:01,710
Walk your dog, lady.

402
00:27:02,430 --> 00:27:03,450
What do you want?

403
00:27:04,450 --> 00:27:08,490
I think it's what we call owning up
time. I have nothing to say to you.

404
00:27:08,510 --> 00:27:11,290
well, I've got a few things to say to
you. Please leave me alone. You haven't

405
00:27:11,290 --> 00:27:13,790
been exactly straight. If you don't go,
I shall call the police.

406
00:27:14,830 --> 00:27:15,830
Oh, yeah?

407
00:27:15,890 --> 00:27:16,990
And what will you tell them?

408
00:27:17,450 --> 00:27:18,610
All about pretty Billy?

409
00:27:19,110 --> 00:27:22,190
Your friend, Bobby Altman? How you just
paid Arthur and me off?

410
00:27:23,050 --> 00:27:24,590
What exactly do you want?

411
00:27:27,030 --> 00:27:28,830
Well, how about a little drink for a
start, eh?

412
00:27:48,970 --> 00:27:49,970
Thank you, Carlo.

413
00:27:51,830 --> 00:27:52,830
It's good, honestly.

414
00:27:54,050 --> 00:27:55,270
Shouldn't it have some custard on it?

415
00:27:55,690 --> 00:27:58,030
Terry, I think you're a little more
sophisticated than that.

416
00:27:58,870 --> 00:27:59,870
Are you?

417
00:28:00,050 --> 00:28:03,230
Well, I'm just trying to think of a
sophisticated way to say something else.

418
00:28:04,010 --> 00:28:07,510
Um, you are Billy's mistress, right?

419
00:28:08,430 --> 00:28:10,010
That's a very old -fashioned word.

420
00:28:11,270 --> 00:28:12,630
Yeah, I must have read it in a book.

421
00:28:13,430 --> 00:28:14,430
All right, then.

422
00:28:14,710 --> 00:28:16,870
You and Billy were having it off on the
side, that better?

423
00:28:17,590 --> 00:28:20,240
Hmm. But Billy falls madly in love.

424
00:28:20,540 --> 00:28:24,300
He wants to take you away from the
squalor you live in to the squalor he

425
00:28:24,300 --> 00:28:25,540
in. How am I doing?

426
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:27,680
Fair.

427
00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:31,640
But being the little villain he is, he
can't think of a nice way to do it.

428
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,400
So he has a go at your old man.

429
00:28:34,020 --> 00:28:35,020
Not quite right.

430
00:28:35,660 --> 00:28:38,300
Well? My husband tried to murder Billy.

431
00:28:39,060 --> 00:28:40,780
What Billy did was in self -defense.

432
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,480
Did you tell the law that?

433
00:28:43,820 --> 00:28:44,820
Would it help?

434
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,120
Not many.

435
00:28:46,460 --> 00:28:48,320
It would help Arthur and me for a start,
wouldn't it?

436
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,220
Would they believe it? I mean, who would
you believe, Terry?

437
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:55,420
An hereditary peer of the realm, or a...
Anthem little gangster from Canning

438
00:28:55,420 --> 00:28:56,299
Town, yeah.

439
00:28:56,300 --> 00:28:57,300
If you like.

440
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:00,740
So while these two were fighting over
your affections, what were you doing?

441
00:29:01,060 --> 00:29:02,060
Nothing much.

442
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:03,120
What was the plan, then?

443
00:29:03,620 --> 00:29:04,900
You and Billy going to run away?

444
00:29:08,540 --> 00:29:09,540
Give us a lager.

445
00:29:12,060 --> 00:29:13,060
Well, were you?

446
00:29:13,740 --> 00:29:15,260
Maybe we were. I don't know.

447
00:29:16,620 --> 00:29:17,800
And that's why he nicked the money.

448
00:29:19,260 --> 00:29:20,260
What money?

449
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,300
Come on, Duchess, don't give me that.

450
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:26,580
Bobby Altman has lost 70 grand.

451
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,060
Billy had it, Billy hid it.

452
00:29:29,380 --> 00:29:32,200
My guess is he thought that would be
enough to keep you in the star to which

453
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,039
you're accustomed.

454
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,840
What the hell does it matter to you,
anyway?

455
00:29:35,260 --> 00:29:36,260
What does it matter?

456
00:29:37,620 --> 00:29:41,360
Altman thinks that Arthur is keeping the
money. And if Altman doesn't get the

457
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:42,820
money back, he'll kill Arthur.

458
00:29:43,260 --> 00:29:46,360
And as I'm supposed to look after
Arthur, he'll probably have a pop at me

459
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:48,540
all. I thought that's what you were paid
for.

460
00:29:49,780 --> 00:29:51,320
I wonder what Billy saw in you.

461
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,020
Couldn't have been your art of gold,
could it?

462
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,280
I think I'll go now. Hold on, Duchess.

463
00:29:58,220 --> 00:30:03,240
As everyone's so much into friendship
and favour, maybe there's one you can

464
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:04,920
Such as?

465
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,400
Get your old man to tell the truth to
the law.

466
00:31:00,890 --> 00:31:03,210
Excuse me, what ward is Lord Ingrave in?

467
00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:05,110
That's the private ward, down the right.

468
00:31:05,450 --> 00:31:06,450
Okay,

469
00:31:06,770 --> 00:31:07,770
cheers.

470
00:31:26,550 --> 00:31:27,550
Thank you.

471
00:31:28,910 --> 00:31:30,700
They won't let anyone else... seen.

472
00:31:30,940 --> 00:31:32,660
Did you tell him about me and Arthur?

473
00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:34,060
Listen.

474
00:31:34,860 --> 00:31:36,380
Oh, what are you doing here?

475
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,620
I'm a friend of the family, suddenly.

476
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:42,580
Mr. McCann wanted to see my husband.

477
00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:43,579
Did he?

478
00:31:43,580 --> 00:31:45,080
Very considerate of you, Terry.

479
00:31:45,380 --> 00:31:47,180
I believe he's making a bit of a
recovery.

480
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,220
He's much better, thank you. Good.

481
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,060
In fact, good news all round.

482
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,780
They just fished Billy Gilpin's body out
of the sea.

483
00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:00,200
Somebody identified the body?

484
00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:01,059
Oh, yeah.

485
00:32:01,060 --> 00:32:02,480
His sister's just been down there.

486
00:32:02,860 --> 00:32:04,240
Tired carried him well out.

487
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:09,080
Thought he looked into a nice bit of
Dover soul and comes up with Billy

488
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,500
Didn't seem too bad, considered him.

489
00:32:11,940 --> 00:32:13,380
Always was a good -looking boy.

490
00:32:14,020 --> 00:32:16,540
I was just going to let Lord Ingrave
know, lady.

491
00:32:18,020 --> 00:32:19,020
Thank you.

492
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:25,760
Come on. If you'll pardon the
expression, Terry, this sort of lets you

493
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:26,760
hook, doesn't it?

494
00:32:36,590 --> 00:32:37,590
believe him?

495
00:32:37,930 --> 00:32:38,930
Why not?

496
00:32:40,450 --> 00:32:42,230
Billy was a very good swimmer.

497
00:32:43,970 --> 00:32:45,870
He was going to set up a fake suicide,
you mean?

498
00:32:47,510 --> 00:32:51,010
All that stuff he gave me about
depression and tablets and topping

499
00:32:51,010 --> 00:32:52,750
all a load of crap. I suppose so.

500
00:32:54,470 --> 00:32:56,770
Just there to set me up as part of the
great conspiracy.

501
00:32:57,170 --> 00:32:57,889
I don't know.

502
00:32:57,890 --> 00:32:58,890
Well, hold on.

503
00:32:58,970 --> 00:32:59,970
What do you know?

504
00:33:00,790 --> 00:33:03,330
He was going to swim out to sea for
about a mile.

505
00:33:03,610 --> 00:33:05,490
A friend was going to pick him up in a
launch.

506
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:09,220
They were going to land in Normandy.
Another friend was going to drive him to

507
00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:10,220
Paris.

508
00:33:11,580 --> 00:33:13,920
Must be really great having all them
friends, eh?

509
00:33:17,220 --> 00:33:18,220
Come on.

510
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:59,520
I hope you're well insured, Arthur.
You've just done our nearside wing.

511
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:02,840
And he didn't leave a message for me.

512
00:34:04,700 --> 00:34:05,860
No, no, that's all right, no.

513
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:07,980
No, I'll hang round here, he'll probably
show up.

514
00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:09,980
Yeah.

515
00:34:10,699 --> 00:34:11,699
It's you.

516
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:16,980
Give us

517
00:34:16,980 --> 00:34:23,820
the gin and tonic, a large one, and a

518
00:34:23,820 --> 00:34:25,239
lager when you've got a minute, please.

519
00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:27,020
Oh, nice.

520
00:34:28,219 --> 00:34:29,780
You might have rung me.

521
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:31,179
I meant to, honestly.

522
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:32,900
But what about tomorrow?

523
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,260
Yeah, any luck I'll probably be out.

524
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:37,300
Jane. Valerie.

525
00:34:41,139 --> 00:34:42,520
Put it on a slate, will you?

526
00:34:53,679 --> 00:34:54,760
Slice of lemon, all right?

527
00:34:56,670 --> 00:34:58,070
That's all they got in the way of fruit.

528
00:34:59,150 --> 00:35:00,150
Fine.

529
00:35:01,890 --> 00:35:03,130
So this is it, eh?

530
00:35:03,430 --> 00:35:05,810
The natural habitat of Terry McCann.

531
00:35:07,210 --> 00:35:08,210
Yeah.

532
00:35:08,630 --> 00:35:10,830
I'm surprised Billy didn't bring it to
places like this.

533
00:35:11,410 --> 00:35:12,910
He was a champagne man.

534
00:35:13,290 --> 00:35:15,510
Oh, that's right, yeah. He kept on
telling me.

535
00:35:16,510 --> 00:35:17,990
But this is where he belonged, though.

536
00:35:18,490 --> 00:35:19,670
I mean, what was it?

537
00:35:20,350 --> 00:35:21,350
A little thing.

538
00:35:23,350 --> 00:35:24,710
Now, you see that geezer at the bar?

539
00:35:25,290 --> 00:35:26,290
No, he's a thief.

540
00:35:26,550 --> 00:35:27,610
Good one, as it happens.

541
00:35:28,110 --> 00:35:29,029
No, him.

542
00:35:29,030 --> 00:35:32,870
He'll steal and lie, but he would never
land a friend in trouble.

543
00:35:33,210 --> 00:35:34,990
And you're one of the same species, are
you?

544
00:35:36,170 --> 00:35:37,330
Except I don't steal.

545
00:35:37,670 --> 00:35:39,250
You beat people up for a living.

546
00:35:40,250 --> 00:35:41,410
Who told you that?

547
00:35:42,110 --> 00:35:44,090
No, I escort drunks to the door.

548
00:35:44,570 --> 00:35:47,010
Sometimes I look after people who can't
look after themselves.

549
00:35:48,370 --> 00:35:51,210
But I never cause trouble. I try and
stop it.

550
00:35:51,430 --> 00:35:53,030
And how do you recognise it?

551
00:35:53,690 --> 00:35:55,270
Well, it's not difficult after a while.

552
00:35:56,090 --> 00:36:00,190
You soon come to recognise whether it's
just the booze talking, geezers going on

553
00:36:00,190 --> 00:36:01,770
and on about how many fights they've
had.

554
00:36:02,030 --> 00:36:04,370
Well, they're no threat at all. Then
there's the other mob.

555
00:36:05,190 --> 00:36:08,110
Cold blue eyes, smart suits, think they
should have been in Day of the Jackal.

556
00:36:08,890 --> 00:36:11,410
Well, they're terrific at shouting at
birds in the typing pool.

557
00:36:11,770 --> 00:36:13,970
Now, in my game, you don't look for
trouble.

558
00:36:14,390 --> 00:36:16,850
You just keep an eye out for the guys
who are going to start it.

559
00:36:17,230 --> 00:36:18,550
And you're always right.

560
00:36:19,150 --> 00:36:20,470
Right, me? No, you're kidding.

561
00:36:21,530 --> 00:36:22,710
Now, you see, there's one mob.

562
00:36:23,130 --> 00:36:24,230
Who you can never recognise.

563
00:36:25,510 --> 00:36:27,530
Nuts. And what do they look like?

564
00:36:28,010 --> 00:36:29,090
That's the trouble, you see.

565
00:36:29,670 --> 00:36:30,670
They look like anybody.

566
00:36:32,490 --> 00:36:34,030
They look like you, Duchess.

567
00:37:10,990 --> 00:37:11,990
Hello, Bob.

568
00:37:12,390 --> 00:37:13,910
Bit of a misunderstanding, eh?

569
00:37:14,150 --> 00:37:15,150
Is there?

570
00:37:17,310 --> 00:37:18,570
You look older, Arthur.

571
00:37:19,050 --> 00:37:21,050
Well, time marches on and all that.

572
00:37:21,570 --> 00:37:22,570
You're looking well.

573
00:37:22,910 --> 00:37:24,110
I said not to hurt him.

574
00:37:24,630 --> 00:37:26,110
Well, he got leppy in the motor.

575
00:37:37,070 --> 00:37:39,770
I was expecting 70 grand.

576
00:37:40,290 --> 00:37:41,590
You've got it all wrong, Bob.

577
00:37:41,830 --> 00:37:45,570
All I did was... Yeah, yeah. I know, I
know. I heard it all from Terry.

578
00:37:46,410 --> 00:37:47,490
Did he give you my message?

579
00:37:48,730 --> 00:37:52,430
Yeah. You thought a few nights at the
hotel and they'd forget all about it.

580
00:37:52,430 --> 00:37:56,590
then you heard that Billy really was
dead and you thought, hello, suddenly

581
00:37:56,590 --> 00:37:58,470
Christmas. I haven't heard nothing.
Don't lie!

582
00:37:59,810 --> 00:38:00,890
I can stand a thief.

583
00:38:01,330 --> 00:38:02,870
I can't stand a liar.

584
00:38:03,830 --> 00:38:04,830
You haven't changed.

585
00:38:05,650 --> 00:38:08,010
You were too Bob in the old days, you're
still too Bob.

586
00:38:09,770 --> 00:38:10,770
Actually, you've upset me.

587
00:38:12,750 --> 00:38:13,750
I'm sorry about that.

588
00:38:15,430 --> 00:38:16,470
I said no violence!

589
00:38:16,970 --> 00:38:17,970
Don't hurt him!

590
00:38:19,370 --> 00:38:21,290
See, now I've got to calm down.

591
00:38:22,670 --> 00:38:24,930
Oh, I'm sorry about that. Shut up!

592
00:38:26,970 --> 00:38:28,550
Give him a camp bed and a lilo.

593
00:38:30,450 --> 00:38:32,390
We'll make an early start in the
morning, Arthur.

594
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:59,840
So you and your old man were the front
for Altman, eh?

595
00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:02,840
Poncing all round Europe, selling off
dodgy bearer bonds.

596
00:39:03,220 --> 00:39:04,220
More or less.

597
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,160
God, dear, I bet Altman loved that.

598
00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:08,500
Well, of course he did.

599
00:39:08,660 --> 00:39:10,820
New money craves old respectability.

600
00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:14,200
Then why screw it all up by falling for
pretty Billy?

601
00:39:15,940 --> 00:39:17,400
He was very good company.

602
00:39:17,740 --> 00:39:18,740
Oh.

603
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,880
That's what my mum said about our old
labyrinth door.

604
00:39:23,180 --> 00:39:24,820
Then I'd probably have liked him.

605
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:26,160
Yeah, you probably would.

606
00:39:26,890 --> 00:39:28,750
He was the right little scallywag and
all.

607
00:39:30,770 --> 00:39:32,130
What are you, Duchess?

608
00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:34,090
A villain's groupie?

609
00:39:35,250 --> 00:39:36,310
I loved Billy.

610
00:39:38,370 --> 00:39:39,370
Maybe you did.

611
00:39:41,370 --> 00:39:42,830
But he ain't coming back, is he?

612
00:39:43,370 --> 00:39:45,130
And he don't need the money any more.

613
00:39:45,590 --> 00:39:46,870
And does Altman?

614
00:39:47,190 --> 00:39:48,190
Oh, not many.

615
00:39:49,110 --> 00:39:51,550
Listen, he needs it more... Well, what
do you call it?

616
00:39:52,150 --> 00:39:53,690
The old respectability.

617
00:39:55,950 --> 00:40:00,490
He needs enough, Duchess, to put you in
a hospital bed next to your husband.

618
00:40:00,950 --> 00:40:03,370
If I tell him about you and Billy.

619
00:40:03,690 --> 00:40:04,690
And would you?

620
00:40:04,830 --> 00:40:05,830
Oh, yes.

621
00:40:07,250 --> 00:40:08,630
I've got a friend, too.

622
00:40:11,390 --> 00:40:12,670
Now, come on, Duchess.

623
00:40:13,330 --> 00:40:14,330
The money.

624
00:40:35,630 --> 00:40:37,010
Bit more than that cellar, was it,
Arthur?

625
00:40:37,350 --> 00:40:39,450
No. No, it's OK.

626
00:40:40,770 --> 00:40:41,870
You look a mess.

627
00:40:43,550 --> 00:40:44,550
Get your clothes off.

628
00:40:44,750 --> 00:40:45,750
Eh?

629
00:40:46,570 --> 00:40:47,570
Undress.

630
00:40:47,870 --> 00:40:48,870
What for?

631
00:40:49,210 --> 00:40:50,210
Because I said so.

632
00:40:50,830 --> 00:40:52,650
Look, honest to God, you've got it all
wrong.

633
00:40:53,190 --> 00:40:56,150
Go to my house, turn it upside down, you
won't find any money there.

634
00:40:56,570 --> 00:40:59,410
Well, obviously you'll find a bob or
two, but you won't find your money.

635
00:40:59,690 --> 00:41:00,690
I believe you.

636
00:41:00,890 --> 00:41:02,310
Because you've hid it somewhere else.

637
00:41:02,810 --> 00:41:04,470
On my boy Terry's life.

638
00:41:05,020 --> 00:41:06,020
Clothes off.

639
00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:07,940
What are you going to do?

640
00:41:08,380 --> 00:41:10,740
Oh, I've got it.

641
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:12,360
Arthur Finkie's torture.

642
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:14,320
Strip off.

643
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,000
Electrodes on the private parts.

644
00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:17,420
What do you think we are?

645
00:41:17,700 --> 00:41:19,480
Some nasty little South London team?

646
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,420
This is Happy Hampstead, Arthur.

647
00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:26,000
London's Lung, somebody called it.
That's why I live up here.

648
00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:27,240
Because it's healthy.

649
00:41:28,100 --> 00:41:29,100
Give me my skier.

650
00:41:35,210 --> 00:41:36,210
Go for a run.

651
00:41:36,530 --> 00:41:37,570
You're joking.

652
00:41:38,110 --> 00:41:39,250
I don't run.

653
00:41:40,430 --> 00:41:41,930
We're about the same age, aren't we?

654
00:41:42,610 --> 00:41:44,130
And I'm in perfect condition.

655
00:41:45,950 --> 00:41:48,430
But you, Arthur, a bit flabby.

656
00:41:49,170 --> 00:41:50,470
Too much of the old vodka.

657
00:41:51,250 --> 00:41:52,250
Still smoke.

658
00:41:52,450 --> 00:41:54,610
Late nights, chasing after young birds.

659
00:41:56,610 --> 00:41:58,390
You could lose two stone, don't bother.

660
00:41:59,050 --> 00:42:01,110
Change your whole life. Change your
outlook.

661
00:42:49,610 --> 00:42:50,610
Know what a run does for you?

662
00:42:50,950 --> 00:42:51,950
Clears the mind.

663
00:42:52,790 --> 00:42:54,910
Business problems, whoosh, float away.

664
00:42:55,350 --> 00:42:58,490
And with the mind clear, helps the
memory.

665
00:42:59,270 --> 00:43:00,490
Things come back to you.

666
00:43:01,430 --> 00:43:02,430
You'd be surprised.

667
00:43:04,430 --> 00:43:06,150
See, I've got a Cartier watch.

668
00:43:06,690 --> 00:43:07,870
I couldn't find it.

669
00:43:08,150 --> 00:43:09,630
I've shouted at the dear wife.

670
00:43:09,990 --> 00:43:13,210
I've even come to the point where I
thought the lads had nicked it, or the

671
00:43:13,210 --> 00:43:16,370
pair. I went out for a run, and what
happened?

672
00:43:16,790 --> 00:43:17,790
Suddenly I remembered.

673
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:19,960
I'd left it in the tweed jacket.

674
00:43:20,220 --> 00:43:21,580
In the tweed jacket.

675
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,420
See, that's what Iran did for me.

676
00:43:24,220 --> 00:43:26,120
Found me a couple of grand's worth of
watch.

677
00:43:28,180 --> 00:43:29,180
There you are.

678
00:43:29,380 --> 00:43:30,700
You look fitter already.

679
00:44:04,850 --> 00:44:05,850
Tell you what, Arthur.

680
00:44:06,470 --> 00:44:10,890
You could do a runner. This jogging,
it's not my game. Of course it is. On

681
00:44:10,890 --> 00:44:11,890
mark, Arthur.

682
00:44:11,970 --> 00:44:12,970
Get set.

683
00:44:13,130 --> 00:44:14,130
Go!

684
00:44:32,899 --> 00:44:34,780
See, it's quite easy, isn't it? Yeah.

685
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:36,360
Okay.

686
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:04,540
Doctors don't approve of this, you know,
if you're out of condition. Never too

687
00:45:04,540 --> 00:45:05,540
much, too soon.

688
00:45:06,220 --> 00:45:08,980
Some fellas, you know, their legs go
first like old fighters.

689
00:45:09,900 --> 00:45:11,460
Then their lungs begin to tighten.

690
00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:23,240
Hey.

691
00:45:24,100 --> 00:45:26,260
Bobby's taking him over the cross
-country bit now.

692
00:45:26,900 --> 00:45:29,720
I suppose you could say he's going to
run him into the ground. Yeah.

693
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:31,180
We'd better turn around.

694
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:48,760
Bleeding McCain.

695
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:10,040
Have him off the road.

696
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:39,600
Read the statistics.

697
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:40,920
Heart attacks.

698
00:46:41,460 --> 00:46:43,400
You dropped dead, Arthur. What did they
find?

699
00:46:43,860 --> 00:46:45,260
Just another old jogger.

700
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:49,500
The money, Arthur.

701
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:51,120
Don't know.

702
00:46:51,460 --> 00:46:52,460
Then run.

703
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:56,240
You've been abusing your body.

704
00:46:56,620 --> 00:46:57,620
You're killing me.

705
00:46:57,700 --> 00:46:58,940
And I don't know.

706
00:47:03,620 --> 00:47:05,400
Nice, big, deep breaths.

707
00:47:05,900 --> 00:47:07,060
And you can tell me.

708
00:47:27,009 --> 00:47:29,370
See? Quite what a little exercise could
do for you, innit?

709
00:47:30,150 --> 00:47:31,150
Innit just.

710
00:47:54,540 --> 00:47:55,540
What's going to count it, then?

711
00:47:56,180 --> 00:47:57,180
No, Terry, no.

712
00:47:57,980 --> 00:47:59,180
No, you've got an honest face.

713
00:48:03,580 --> 00:48:04,620
Leave it out, Stuart.

714
00:48:05,740 --> 00:48:06,740
He'll slaughter you.

715
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:16,000
Come on, mate. You're all right. Come
on. I'll be careful.

716
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:17,800
Come on. Come on.

717
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:19,960
There you go. That's it. There you go.

718
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:23,300
Terry, I'm a goner.

719
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:25,520
The watch.

720
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:27,120
You have the watch.

721
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:29,820
Look after her indoors.

722
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:34,520
Don't tell her too much. Come on, you're
all right. Get your feet on your

723
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:35,520
plates. Come on, that's it.

724
00:48:36,100 --> 00:48:38,100
Good deep breaths. Come on, come on.

725
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:42,840
In a minute, I'm going.

726
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:46,040
Oh, I need a kiss of life.

727
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:49,040
Oh, I'm sorry about that, mate.

728
00:48:49,820 --> 00:48:51,160
Listen, have a cigar, eh?

729
00:48:59,819 --> 00:49:00,819
Yeah, mate.

730
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,420
Where would we be without a mate?

731
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:49,880
Just the wrong location I've got a good

732
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:56,880
idea Just you keep me near I'd be so
good for you

733
00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:02,900
I could be so good for you I'm gonna
help you Love you like you want me to

